Poor bitch

Some time ago, while at the office, I heard a couple of dogs making quite a din outside my office. My curious colleagues and I peeped out the window and saw this:




A male and female dog mating with each other actually got stuck! And the female was so obviously in pain and making a din. Sometimes she could stand up, but other times she was lying on the floor looking absolutely miserable, all the time stuck to her male mate... She was trying to 'detach' herself from the male for at least 15 minutes, after which they ran off somewhere and I'm not sure what happened after that. The whole time, the male dog was looking pretty relaxed...

This is a time when you can safely say, what a poor f***ing bitch!

Poor bitch

Rojak toll ticket

So one day, my dad's like sending me the airport so I could a flight off somewhere for work, and as we pass the toll booth, the guy (or girl, didn't notice) at the toll booth gives us the toll ticket. Now you would expect a freshly printed toll ticket to look... well... freshly printed. However, this is what we got.

This, my friends, it evidence that our friendly neighbourhood PLUS highway operators are up to some form of hanky panky with the toll payers' money, no doubt. Malaysia boleh! Whoop whoop!

Rojak toll ticket